This is the rancid, rat-infested, piece-of-worm-ridden filth corner of my site devoted to South Park. Included are a few neat pictures and links to the best South Park sites. Thanks go to www.beef-cake.com for the pictures!
At the left is Cartman. He is an overbearing, egotistical, narrow minded, gonna-be-a-wife-beater jerk! To his right, is Stan, the leader of the little group of third graders and the first to get a girlfriend...once he stopped puking on her everyday. Now he just pukes when she wants to kiss him. :) He's also the the South Park elementary star quarter back. Then we come to little Kenny, the dude in the orange coat whose face we never see in the first season. He mumbles all of his words of wisdom as we never truly can understand what he is saying. Some people seem to have a take on it, and I'll list such sites below. Rumor has it that we will see his face next season, which starts in April, so tuned in to Comedy Central! (If you don't have CC, then there are web sites just for you. We will cover those in just a second. Come on! Be patient, won't you? FINE! I'll roshambo you for your patience!) Finally we come to little Kyle. He's Jewish and very level headed. Otherwise, he's a neat guy.
South Park Links!
One of the largest sites of the web, is Beef Cake, where some of the pictures on this site were taken.